My attempts at friendship seem to be futile. the parade has been and gone so i must come up with a new plan... Baked Goods!
*ding dong*
Potential friend "oh its you,"
"hello friend!"
*im not your friend* ...
"i have made you some delicious muffins!" "wow really? choc chip? my fav!" *munch munch*
"they arent choc chip silly! these are chick pea muffins, good for you!"
"chick pea...? im aller...gic to leg...GASP...umes..." *THUD*
So after spending several hours in emerg, I think me and my new friend have had some bonding time.... which is always good for a healthy relationship.
I left the basket of muffins on her bedside table in case she is hungry later :)
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